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comfortablynumbing:

i love analyzing novels, poetry, ads, people… literally anything. but when i have to do it for school i wanna cry.

(via comfortablynumbing)

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l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

(via youre-a-gryffinwhore)

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badwolfniehaus:

gbftompkins:

zenstiel-the-chill-angel:

docjohnlock:

ultrafacts:

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Puts on suit and Google some fanfiction

DO NOT READ GAME OF THRONES

Hunger games.

the fault in our stars

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samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

(via karissmakat)

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aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via whatthefrickismylife)

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damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

(via wigglytuffer)

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hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

(via awkward-but-awesome)

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aquiladafirenze:

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.

(via annac20)

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So shoot me some idea in my ask box
I’m open to anything.

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  • red: seven insecurities
  • orange: six pet peeves
  • yellow: five turn ons
  • green: four life goals
  • blue: three fears
  • indigo: two weaknesses
  • violet: one thing you love
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jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

(via lmaoalien)

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karliiniic:

OMG, PLEASE DO IT!!

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